Cthulhu 2024 Why Vote For A Lesser Evil Shirts

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In the tumultuous political landscape of 2024, as the world descends further into darkness and chaos, a sinister force emerges from the depths of the abyss: Cthulhu. The Great Old One, slumbering beneath the ocean’s surface, has stirred, and its influence is spreading across the Earth.

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Amidst the societal upheaval and environmental calamities, Cthulhu has presented itself as a candidate for the presidency. Its message resonates with the disillusioned and desperate masses, promising an end to the suffering and chaos. Many have succumbed to the allure of its promises, seeing it as a beacon of hope in a world consumed by despair.

However, those who delve deeper into Cthulhu’s intentions will discover a darker truth. The Great Old One’s reign will not bring salvation but enslavement. Its ultimate goal is to plunge the world into an eternal night of madness and desolation.

The question remains: should we vote for Cthulhu as a lesser evil? On the one hand, its promises of an end to suffering are alluring. On the other hand, the consequences of its rule are too horrific to contemplate.

The choice is not without its complexities. The current political climate is far from ideal, with rampant corruption, inequality, and environmental degradation. The allure of Cthulhu’s promises may tempt many to support its candidacy despite its sinister intentions.

Yet, we must remember that evil, regardless of its form, cannot be tolerated. The dangers of Cthulhu’s reign far outweigh any perceived benefits. We must reject the temptation to accept a lesser evil in exchange for a false sense of security.

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